A word to the wise…keep your love notes sincere, or you’ll end up on the Internet looking like this:
To Mary, the love of my life:
There is nothing I would not do to reach your side. I would climb the highest mountain! I would cross the trackless desert! I would swim the widest ocean to be near you, my beloved.
With love and tenderness,
P.S. See you Saturday night, if it doesn’t rain.